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	<description>Cause sometimes the chocolate brownies just won't do the trick</description>
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		<title>In the Clouds</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2013 22:20:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[April 5, 2012 &#8220;Tell Mom what happened on the plane.&#8221; They had been gone for 5 days across the country, on a trip that was too soon and too much and too hard for me. I am 40 and I may as well be 6 again. No one is going to make me do anything, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Presidential Debate Drinking Game</title>
		<link>http://mommyneedsacocktail.com/2012/10/presidential-debate-drinking-game/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2012 22:01:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>babybrewing</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are several good debate drinking games out there, but I&#8217;m taking a different tactic. I mean, if we all drink every time someone says &#8220;main street,&#8221; we&#8217;ll be hammered in the first 10 minutes. Instead I intend to drink every time someone in my Twitter stream does one of the inevitable&#8230; -tweets inferring personal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sample Letter to Your HOA that Hates Children, Treehouses and Recycling</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2012 23:16:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On Sunday, I got this picture&#8230;&#8230; On Monday, my husband got this email. You know, because he&#8217;s the MAN of the family&#8230; &#8220;The Board has received a formal complaint concerning the project ongoing in your backyard. Consequently, the board requests that you temporarily stop any further work and provide the board with an explaination of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m One Big Parent-Teacher Conference Waiting to Happen</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2012 01:24:25 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Airing dirty laundry]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I generally don&#8217;t beat myself up over my parenting choices. You are welcome to put the Little Tykes Car on the trampoline and then bounce your brother in it until someone throws up. I&#8217;ve given you ample warning that it&#8217;s GOING TO HAPPEN and you still think it&#8217;s a good idea. Test out that hypothesis [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Anderson Cooper Loves Mommy Needs a Cocktail Tees</title>
		<link>http://mommyneedsacocktail.com/2012/05/anderson-cooper-loves-mommy-needs-a-cocktail-tees/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 00:06:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>babybrewing</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was this one day Anderson Cooper called me because I sold this Mommy Needs a Cocktail shirt at Baby Brewing&#8230; And I went on the show to discover my segment was called this&#8230; My 17 seconds of fame begins on Friday, May 25 on Anderson Cooper. And by &#8220;fame&#8221; I of course mean, &#8220;sales [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In honor of my friend Susan</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 22:46:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>babybrewing</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is how I will always remember you. Riding on the scariest rope swing in the history of the world. You were not afraid. You were excited. And when you did it, you were empowered. Today I contributed to the Inflammatory Breast Cancer Research Foundation, with a comment that I wanted 100% of my contribution [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brothers</title>
		<link>http://mommyneedsacocktail.com/2011/11/brothers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Nov 2011 23:02:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>babybrewing</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ethan: NATE!!! K: Be nice to your brother. D: Ethan! K: he is the best brother, Ethan. E: No, he is NOT! D: Ethan, your brother loves you and sticks up for you. Nate: but I DO steal candy. That&#8217;s not good. &#8230;.]]></description>
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		<title>And that one time, Mom sold my favorite cement mixer</title>
		<link>http://mommyneedsacocktail.com/2011/08/and-that-one-time-mom-sold-my-favorite-cement-mixer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Aug 2011 21:32:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>babybrewing</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Airing dirty laundry]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When you have a yard sale, sometimes you just have to let go of the past. You fill boxes with crap that meant something at one point but you haven&#8217;t looked at it in three years and vacation is a week away. That bad boy ain&#8217;t paying for itself, so something else had better. So [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Texts with the babysitter</title>
		<link>http://mommyneedsacocktail.com/2011/08/texts-with-the-babysitter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 13:43:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>babybrewing</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My babysitter deserted me to be a do-gooder in South Dakota for the summer. My children drove her to public service. Me: How&#8217;s SD? Her: its different alright, but im really glad im here-there are so many old people in this town though! it makes me miss the boys lol Me: That&#8217;s a tough one. [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>A BlogHer how-to guide to not being that jerk everyone talks about next week.</title>
		<link>http://mommyneedsacocktail.com/2011/08/a-blogher-how-to-guide-to-not-being-that-jerk-everyone-talks-about-next-week/</link>
		<comments>http://mommyneedsacocktail.com/2011/08/a-blogher-how-to-guide-to-not-being-that-jerk-everyone-talks-about-next-week/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 16:04:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>babybrewing</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In case you were wondering&#8230; 1. The drinks in the hotel lobby bar will be $15. You know now. Don&#8217;t be shocked about it and for the love of God and all that is holy, do not express your shock via Twitter. It&#8217;s a hotel lobby bar in a metropolitan city. If you can&#8217;t afford [...]]]></description>
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