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	<title>Mommy Needs A Cocktail</title>
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	<description>Cause sometimes the chocolate brownies just won't do the trick</description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m sorry.  Did you come all the way over here looking for this?</title>
		<link>http://mommyneedsacocktail.com/2008/05/16/im-sorry-did-you-come-all-the-way-over-here-looking-for-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 03:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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You came to the wrong place.  Go over there.   Or, if you are looking for cheap, made in China thong underwear or a mug, you can go over here.
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		<title>Just another installment of &#8220;what&#8217;s in my box?&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 01:37:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a while since I have shared a little somethin&#8217; somethin&#8217; from my inbox.  I sense a theme.
Not unlike an email I got from Jen, I mean &#8220;Afraid to Offend,&#8221; &#8220;Karen&#8221; writes,
I just received my MNAC shirt for my birthday from my friend Amanda (she got
one for Christmas). It&#8217;s awesome. I love it! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s work.  I swear it is.</title>
		<link>http://mommyneedsacocktail.com/2008/05/14/368/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 03:11:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night Wendy and I went to the Melting Pot to work our magic.  Apparently they get vendors for their monthly Ladies&#8217; Night Out.  Who knew?  We were just going for the food.  But you so knew I wasn&#8217;t going to get out of the house easy.
TB:  Mom.  Mom. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why riff on Dora when you can beat up Diego?</title>
		<link>http://mommyneedsacocktail.com/2008/05/12/why-riff-on-dora-when-you-can-beat-up-diego/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 12:38:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>babybrewing</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t watch tv with The Boy.  Okay, occasionally I will watch Sesame Street with him if Johnny Reznik is performing with Elmo.  I mean, who can resist that?  But generally television is providing a babysitting function so I can get things done.
Except this morning.  This morning my husband found my secret sleeping lair in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mommy Needs a Glass of Wine and a robe</title>
		<link>http://mommyneedsacocktail.com/2008/05/11/mommy-needs-a-glass-of-wine-and-a-robe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 13:39:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh.  My.  Gosh. 
That&#8217;s all I should really say about last night&#8217;s Mommy Needs a Glass of Wine Event at the Winery at La Grange.  Or maybe I should start from the beginning&#8230;
I called Melissa around 4:30 yesterday afternoon to see what the plan was.  Because if you don&#8217;t have a plan, checking for one 2 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Auntie needs everyone to shut up about Mother&#8217;s Day</title>
		<link>http://mommyneedsacocktail.com/2008/05/09/auntie-needs-everyone-to-shut-up-about-mothers-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 03:26:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It starts.  Mother&#8217;s Day is around the corner and suddenly everyone feels the need to quantify what a mom is worth and to worship at her altar.  I used to think that Mother&#8217;s Day is bunk and that we should be worshiped on a daily basis, but let&#8217;s be honest here.  At [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Inappropriate usage of mom&#8217;s cleavage</title>
		<link>http://mommyneedsacocktail.com/2008/05/08/inappropriate-usage-of-moms-cleavage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 03:36:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>babybrewing</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[As a receptacle for preschooler vomit.
Three times.  Are my boobs really that big that he couldn&#8217;t have aimed in a different direction?
Mommy Needs a Shower.  I guess the school was right when they called to say that this morning The Boy walked into the classroom, laid down and fell asleep.  &#8220;We think you might need [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Like you have anything better to do on Saturday night</title>
		<link>http://mommyneedsacocktail.com/2008/05/07/like-you-have-anything-better-to-do-on-saturday-night/</link>
		<comments>http://mommyneedsacocktail.com/2008/05/07/like-you-have-anything-better-to-do-on-saturday-night/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 18:57:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>babybrewing</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Mommy Needs a Glass of Wine  
You have a funny feeling you just may be getting a vacuum for Mother’s Day.  Maybe you’ll be getting a lovely breakfast in bed, made by the tots.  Which is great, except you are probably going to have to clean up the kitchen yourself.  Why not spend Saturday, May [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why wait for their first crappy rock concert to ruin their hearing?</title>
		<link>http://mommyneedsacocktail.com/2008/05/05/why-wait-for-their-first-crappy-rock-concert-to-ruin-their-hearing/</link>
		<comments>http://mommyneedsacocktail.com/2008/05/05/why-wait-for-their-first-crappy-rock-concert-to-ruin-their-hearing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 02:11:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>babybrewing</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[the lawn work never ends]]></category>

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And eye protection?  We spit on eye protection.
Another possible caption:  first and probably last time I will ever find The Husband mowing the lawn.
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		<title>Here comes the bride</title>
		<link>http://mommyneedsacocktail.com/2008/05/03/here-comes-the-bride/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 02:51:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For reasons that are still eluding me, today we took our children to the wedding of our dear friends Matt and Deb.  I have looked forward to this wedding for 6 weeks.  I would like to say that it is because I was excited about the wedding but reality was that we were [...]]]></description>
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