Wow. Didn’t I just fall off the grid? And not in that way The Husband would like to fall off the grid. After having the sinus infection since September, I decided to break down and go to the doctor last Friday. He couldn’t even get his little scope up my right nostril.
DR: Do you find you have more difficulty breathing with your right nostril than your left?
Dude, I haven’t been able to breathe in 8 days. I have contemplated giving myself a trach with a bic pen every once in a while. I didn’t even KNOW that was my right nostril. I mean, if you are looking at me, isn’t it on your left? Whatever. Bygones. He ordered 21 days of antibiotics, a steroid and nasonex. I put the steroid in the closet because let’s be honest here, people. I’m trying to LOSE the baby weight. And I don’t want a pimply back like Mr.I.Didn’t.Take.Steroids.Sammy.Sosa. Nasonex. Threw it away. All it does is give me post-nasal drip. I’m trying to dry this crap out, not have a waterfall running down my throat. The antibiotics? Day 6 and I’ve finally stopped sounding like a 3 pack a day girl.
All I’m gonna say is there is never a crueler world than a sinus infection on 4/15. Because if you aren’t already feeling like you have been run over and dragged by a bus for 400 feet, Uncle Sam will be sure to finish you off.
On a lighter note, I’m addicted to Benadryl. I now require it to fall asleep. I imagine this is a combination of taking it 14 days in a row and taking naps during the day, but Girlfriend needs her little pink pill. That stuff should just be in the water. Can you even imagine if I took a sleeping pill ever? Smoked pot? Instant addict. I’m the person that they told us about in elementary school. The slippery slope. One puff on a joint one day and in a week you’ll be shooting up heroin. I believe it, people. No funny cigs for me.
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