There was this one day Anderson Cooper called me because I sold this Mommy Needs a Cocktail shirt at Baby Brewing…
And I went on the show to discover my segment was called this…
My 17 seconds of fame begins on Friday, May 25 on Anderson Cooper. And by “fame” I of course mean, “sales of thousands of shirts.” You should watch, if only to see the Great Haircut Tragedy of 2012. Seriously. Four years of law school at night while I worked full-time and my television debut is an episode of mothers who (gasp!) drink. It’s everything I hoped and dreamed when I was a starry-eyed 20-something. I’m sure my parents would agree.
And you should totally buy this Daddy Needs a Beer tee for Father’s Day, since we’re talking about it now.
Grandpa and PopPop too. I sacrificed my dignity for your entertainment. The least you could do is help me pay my electric bill.

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