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    July 28, 2008

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    “It’s that time of year!!!” I’m giving away free stuff to THREE lucky winners. What are you getting? Two things that aren’t even available online. You can get a lovely organic cotton apron with any saying available (Mommy Needs Chocolate? maybe Mommy Needs a Glass of Wine??? I’m blogging this??) or an organic cotton tote bag with any saying available at Baby Brewing, or (and I’ll need a drum roll, please), a ROBE. Cocktail RobeYou’ll get picked randomly at 5ish on August 1. Just head on over to Baby Brewing and tell me in the comments which one of my kids (the blond and the less blond) looks like me!! And if you don’t win or you want something that isn’t being given away, you can always use that awesome code blogher08 at Baby Brewing to get a 25% discount now through August 1. With that order, you get the awesome cocktail shaker swag that I was giving away at Blogher (for all NON-maternity purchases–girlfriend has to draw a line somewhere).Cocktail Shaker

    How cute is this??

    Edited: My husband would like everyone to know that he is, in fact, the Drinking for Two model at Baby Brewing but I am NOT the maternity model or the Mommy Needs model or the robe model. My picture can be found a couple of posts below this one, wearing that silly Guy Kawasaki shirt. Frankly, it doesn’t matter because if I had not seen both of these children expelled by force from my body, I wouldn’t have thought they were mine either. Except for the mouths.

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    Mommy Needs a Cocktail Party, will travel, and 2XL is now here

    March 10, 2008

    Oh, every single one of you that said, “I would have a party if I lived closer”–your ass is getting an email about hosting a party.  I just stick the party in a box and send it to your house.  Even to Alabama.  Which has surprisingly enough, made MANY queries about throwing parties.  You southern girls.  You know what’s going on.  Have a party now before I end up on Oprah and then you have to get on my list.  Now wouldn’t THAT suck?  Don’t you want to be the person who had the Mommy Needs a Cocktail Party BEFORE the rest of the cool kids catch on.

    OK, I don’t actually put the party in a box.  I put the shirts in the box and YOU have to make the party.  You can do it.  I have faith in you.   Mommy needs Daddy to do the damn dishes

    And now all those short sleeve shirts and tank tops available at Baby BrewingMommy Needs a CocktailMommy Needs a BeerMommy Needs a Glass of Wine?  And all those shirts only available at the Mommy Needs a Cocktail Party?  Available in 2XL.  Still that clingy style, but now with more room.  Roomier styles coming soon.

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    “Mommy Needs a Cocktail” Parties

    February 1, 2008

    I know.  I’m out of control.  First it was a book.  Now it’s parties.  Hello, Internet.  Kristen is throwing spaghetti on a wall and keeping her eyes peeled to see what sticks.

    Here it is.  How about hosting a Mommy Needs a Cocktail party at your house?  It’s like the Tupperware party of 2008.  Except it’s not plastic.  And not boring.  And there is alcohol involved.  So what happens?  You send out the Mommy Needs a Cocktail Party invite to all your friends.  I send you stuff.  Your friends come.  You all sit around, sipping cocktails.  Talking about anything BUT the children.  Your friends buy Mommy Needs a Cocktail shirts (and lots more MNAC related stuff).  You get free stuff.  Your friends buy a LOT of stuff.  You get A LOT of free stuff.  I send free stuff for you to give away.  You bake a chocolate cake so your friends will love you forever.  You pour yourself a signature Mommy Needs a Cocktail cocktail.  Everyone has a blast. 

    You aren’t a cocktail girl?  Funny, we have Mommy Needs a Beer shirts and Mommy Needs a Glass of Wine shirts.  Chili and beer party?  Wine and Chocolate party?  And don’t tell anyone, but I’m getting ready to roll out Mommy Needs Chocolate, Mommy Needs a Margarita and Mommy Needs a Nanny.  Not like you can have a Nanny party, but you know what I’m saying.  So think it over.  It’s just a suggestion.  A friggin’ AWESOME suggestion.  I think I’m gonna have one myself.  Although frankly, right now, I NEED to have a Mommy Needs a Nanny party.

    What do you say?  Email me at babybrewing at gmail dot com if it sounds like fun and you might want to do it. 

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    The Bloggy Giveaways Carnival

    January 30, 2008


    I am going to be number 800. The carnival has only been open for like 2 days. Go on over there. For the Fall Y’all Bloggy Giveaway, I spent 22 hours a day for 3 days entering everything. It was taking my OCD to a whole new level.

    What am I giving away? A shirt. What else do I have to give away? Any shirt from Baby Brewing. Just go on over there and check all the shirts out.  Then come back here and leave a comment telling me what shirt you would get if you won.  I’ll pick a random winner on February 3rd around noonish. WOOHOO!!

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    It doesn’t get bigger than Mr. Big

    January 15, 2008

    it doesn't get bigger than Mr. Big

    Um, YUM!!! He may have mentioned that Drinking for Two (or three or five) was his life motto. That’s off the record, of course…

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    What can I say? She liked everything. The display was naked after she left.

    Angela Bassett scopes out the good stuff

    In case you wanted to know what Baby Brewing sells, just check out anything Angela Bassett’s kids are wearing every day for the next 2 weeks. Favorites? Random Acts of Destruction and matching Dreamer shirts.

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