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K: Hey.
D: (ignoring me as he pours the beer into the glass)
K: Hey, hey, HEY!!!
D: (with three-quarters of the beer poured in the glass and finally tilting the bottle back) What?
K: Don’t WHAAAT me.
D: (attempting his most innocent face) Did you want some of this? (pointing to his beer bottle)
K: Yes. As a matter of fact, I DID want some of the last beer.
D: Oh, I’m sorry. Here (handing me the bottle).
K: No, THANK YOU (opening up the fridge). Oh, look. There’s one more beer hidden in here. I’ll just have this last EYE PEE A instead.
D: WHOA!!! Don’t be drinking the IPA. You know that’s my favorite. You drink this (motioning to his Pale Ale).
K: Screw you, Mr. Selfish. That’s what happens when you are SELLL-FISH!!!
D: I’m sorry?
K: You are only sorry because I’m drinking a better beer than the one you opened.
I drank the whole thing. And some of his when he wasn’t looking.
Come back tomorrow to find out what I’m giving away. I know, tomorrow? Seriously. I’m back on my best behavior. There will be posts. All week. I’m giving stuff away. I have motivation.
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