It’s that moment we have been waiting for for YEARS!!!! The Mr. America Pageant is finally here. You’ve seen how well the candidates look in evening wear and you’ve heard all their solutions for world peace.
Now go out and vote. And don’t complain about the long lines. I waited 4 hours one year. It’s your civic duty. And then go out and enjoy a free Starbucks, Krispy Kreme and Ben and Jerry’s and hope it’s a sign of how awesome everything is going to be!!!