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    Kristen and Tiki request the honor of your presence

    September 28, 2008

    as they are joined in holy matrimony.

    Kristen Hammond and Tiki Barber

    The only things missing: white veil, Pachebel’s Canon, and… that’s right. A pesky divorce decree from the Commonwealth, releasing me from the binds of my current marriage (and I guess one for him too). As Sarah has been getting more points in our fantasy football league this weekend then the entire 11 other people put together, I was tempted to feel depressed. Then I hopped over to her blog to see her wedding picture with Tiki, and I noticed SHE DOESN’T HAVE ONE. Did she put her arm around Tiki Barber and hold on for dear life at the National Book Festival while sporting a press pass (thank you, PBS!!)? Um, no. So you can keep your damn 142 fantasy football points, SARAH, and I’ll have to settle for a loss and Tiki Barber as a spouse. Tiki Barber, author-extraordinaire.

    I think I’ll be just fine.

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    1. Karen says:

      Um, did you say something? I was mesmerized by the Tiki. Damn he is pretty!

      September 28th, 2008 at 7:44 pm

    2. De in D.C. says:

      Did you happen to see who was going head to head with Sarah this week? Yeah, no comment. Where’s MY pic with Tiki to cheer me up?

      I’ll just be over here in the corner drowning my sorrows in a box of girl scout cookies I unearthed in the freezer.

      September 28th, 2008 at 8:35 pm

    3. Julie says:

      Wow what a hottie!! Lucky girl!

      September 28th, 2008 at 9:46 pm

    4. Mark says:

      So Tiki’s the baby to be’s father? Just like the NFC east, this just gets more and more confusing every week. 😉

      September 29th, 2008 at 12:29 am

    5. Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah says:

      AAAAH! I was THERE and not only could I not find you, I didn’t see Tiki.

      142 points be damned. I want Tiki.

      September 29th, 2008 at 5:55 am

    6. Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah says:

      Can I at least have Ronde? We could be Sisters-in-law.

      September 29th, 2008 at 5:57 am

    7. devan says:

      love it. and him.

      September 29th, 2008 at 8:06 am

    8. morninglight mama says:

      Oh yeah, wasn’t he delicious to look at up close?? My hubby stood in line for hours, and my 8 year old joined him for the last hour and a half, only to get told that he was all finished signing books… but he graciously moved to an impromptu new table and continued to sign for another hour. It truly made my son’s day (week, month, year!) to meet him. 🙂

      September 29th, 2008 at 8:34 am

    9. Anna says:

      I have an entire CD of renditions of Pachelbel’s Cannon. I’ll trade you for a shirt!

      September 29th, 2008 at 9:07 am

    10. Sarah and the Goon Squad » I Hope You Had a Better Time at The National Book Festival says:

      […] him read approximately three words from his new book before Claudia completely lost her mind. I did not get to see Tiki Barber (or Kristen) but I did get to meet Papa Bradstein and he gave Claudia some water. So that calmed […]

      September 29th, 2008 at 11:25 am

    11. Meg says:

      Whoa, she had 142 points last week? Who’s on her team? My team needs help!

      That pearl-y necklace? It looks wedding-y.

      Loves me some Tiki.

      September 29th, 2008 at 7:25 pm

    12. Husband says:

      Dumped so easily, I’m crushed. I wonder if Palin would take me.

      September 30th, 2008 at 8:33 am

    13. Stimey says:

      Yeah, you totally win.

      September 30th, 2008 at 9:55 am

    14. the mama bird diaries says:

      Congrats. Looks like you snagged yourself a good one.

      September 30th, 2008 at 10:00 am

    15. just call me 'T' says:

      If only I had known how you felt. I was totally mesmerized by you and my gorgeous reflection in your eyes. We do make a good looking couple, don’t we. ;>

      September 30th, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    16. Marelle says:

      I’m sure my husband will love you even more for meeting Tiki. Sounds like a great time.

      October 1st, 2008 at 7:20 am

    17. CFFG (Melissa) says:

      And there was NO chocolate fountain at your wedding??? What?? 🙂

      October 1st, 2008 at 7:48 am

    18. Manic Mommy says:

      serves me right for not sending money in during the pledge drive. Congratulations on your shotgun wedding!

      October 1st, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    19. Whymommy says:

      Now, now, have you been listening to Palin again?

      Just because you’re pregnant and all, it doesn’t mean it’s time to go looking for a husband …. 🙂

      (Oh, I’m gonna get it for that one.)

      October 1st, 2008 at 9:39 pm

    20. MLRebecca says:

      My goodness! She earned that many points in FF last week? Can I be on your league next year? I want to learn from her…and you, of course. Oh, Tiki Barber. I’m such a fan! Thanks for posting!

      October 10th, 2008 at 1:57 pm

    21. Sarah and the Goon Squad » Randomness Part 131 says:

      […] 3) And I recognize that picture! […]

      April 13th, 2010 at 11:59 am

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