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    July 28, 2008

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    “It’s that time of year!!!” I’m giving away free stuff to THREE lucky winners. What are you getting? Two things that aren’t even available online. You can get a lovely organic cotton apron with any saying available (Mommy Needs Chocolate? maybe Mommy Needs a Glass of Wine??? I’m blogging this??) or an organic cotton tote bag with any saying available at Baby Brewing, or (and I’ll need a drum roll, please), a ROBE. Cocktail RobeYou’ll get picked randomly at 5ish on August 1. Just head on over to Baby Brewing and tell me in the comments which one of my kids (the blond and the less blond) looks like me!! And if you don’t win or you want something that isn’t being given away, you can always use that awesome code blogher08 at Baby Brewing to get a 25% discount now through August 1. With that order, you get the awesome cocktail shaker swag that I was giving away at Blogher (for all NON-maternity purchases–girlfriend has to draw a line somewhere).Cocktail Shaker

    How cute is this??

    Edited: My husband would like everyone to know that he is, in fact, the Drinking for Two model at Baby Brewing but I am NOT the maternity model or the Mommy Needs model or the robe model. My picture can be found a couple of posts below this one, wearing that silly Guy Kawasaki shirt. Frankly, it doesn’t matter because if I had not seen both of these children expelled by force from my body, I wouldn’t have thought they were mine either. Except for the mouths.

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    1. Sarah Z says:

      I think the blond one!!

      Thank you!

      July 30th, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    2. Jeanine says:

      Boy does this mommy ever need a cocktail after the day I had with my two! Cheers!

      July 30th, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    3. geri says:

      Thanks for the giveaway!! Please include me!

      The baby and dude why don’t you write a big fuck you to all these uptight bitches that leave those comments. Ever hear of sense of humor???

      July 30th, 2008 at 6:37 pm

    4. Jenn of The Roof says:

      Your stuff is HILARIOUS!! I’ll be back for sure.

      I’d say the blonde looks more like you!

      July 30th, 2008 at 6:38 pm

    5. Audra Marie says:

      I’m thinking the younger, darker blond munchkin looks more like you. The two chocolate videos are so funny!

      After the chocolate buzz, tattoos must have sounded like a good idea – hence the ink lol.

      July 30th, 2008 at 7:55 pm

    6. AllVeggedOut says:

      That’s so cute, I just read through some of your blog and omigosh Holly (ew) and those videos are hilarious!!!

      July 30th, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    7. Lisa says:

      Are our kids related? Seriously. Tonight, your site is just perfect for me. Yes, Mommy does indeed need a margarita. LOL

      I think the less blond one favors you more. I’d love to win the giveaway (a tote bag would be great for me), but if I don’t, that’s OK – I feel an order coming on!

      July 30th, 2008 at 9:05 pm

    8. Crayl says:

      Love the blogging T shirt.
      Thanks for the chance.

      July 30th, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    9. Chrysa says:

      That’s a tough one – – maybe the littler one? That robe looks awesome! Thanks for the giveaway!

      July 30th, 2008 at 9:17 pm

    10. misty says:

      How cute. The less blonde. I’d say. Thanks so much for the opportunity.

      July 30th, 2008 at 9:30 pm

    11. denice p says:

      i’m gonna say the less blonder one looks most like you. I think you both have the same chin shape.

      July 30th, 2008 at 9:57 pm

    12. Storm says:

      uuuuhhh the less blonde? lol

      I love the shirts – especially the daddy needs a beer one – it’s absolutely perfect for DH!! lol

      July 30th, 2008 at 10:37 pm

    13. Janet F says:

      I think the less-blond one looks more like you, the eyes are the same and the more blond has your mouth.

      They are both so adorable!

      My middle son looked absoluetly nothing like me.

      I used to look in the mirror with him when he was younger and try to find some feature that we shared.

      LOL nothing, I found none.

      I have dark black hair and olive skin and his hair is light brown with red highlights and his skin is very light.

      The funny thing is that now that he is older we are soul mates.

      He can finish my sentence before I do and we like the same exact food.

      July 30th, 2008 at 11:11 pm

    14. Michele says:

      I don’t think they really look like you, but if I have to pick one then I think the one that has the “less blonde” hair! They are both adorable!!!

      Great giveaway!!

      Thanks so much!!


      July 31st, 2008 at 6:07 am

    15. Katherine Frazier says:

      The “less blonde” child looks like you.

      July 31st, 2008 at 6:39 am

    16. Emily Barnes says:

      Both adorable–both look like you–Love your site–had a ball with it–Many thanks!

      July 31st, 2008 at 7:00 am

    17. EG says:

      Your stuff is very clever! I’m bookmarking your store. And I’m going to go with… less blond child? I dunno.

      July 31st, 2008 at 7:10 am

    18. Ilissa H. says:

      I think ‘Iā€™m Better Than a Puppy’ looks most like you. Thanks for the chance.

      July 31st, 2008 at 9:54 am

    19. Jess says:

      OMG what a great giveaway. I love the robe. T-shirt is too cool.

      July 31st, 2008 at 10:52 am

    20. donna says:

      Girl… are just plain hilarious!!!!
      I love the blog!!!!!!!!!
      I think the blond looks more like you.

      Would love to win something! I’ll be shopping for my daughter soon(expecting #3 in January!)

      July 31st, 2008 at 11:31 am

    21. Kristie says:

      I’m going to go with the baby. Not sure, though. I love all the Mommy Needs a Cocktail stuff, because I can so relate to it!

      July 31st, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    22. Tiffany Rosson says:

      Definately, the little one looks more like you…LOL

      Thank you for hosting this giveaway.
      tiffanyannrosson at yahoo dot com

      July 31st, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    23. Tamara Bennington says:

      First of all thank-you so much for a good laugh. I love your web site and I can totally relate to everything. As a mother of four with two still hanging on 12 & 11 sometimes a gal has gotta do what a gal has to do to get by. Many of nights I have poured myself a glass of wine at two in the morning after a crazy bottle feeding session. I would have to say the picture of the less blonde child looks more like you but they both have your chin for sure. I sure hope they have your great sense of hummor too. Thank-you for the contest.

      July 31st, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    24. Melody says:

      I am going to say the blonder one looks more like you.

      I love the tshirt that says Mommy’s Little Birth Control. That is soooo funny.

      July 31st, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    25. micaela6955 (Michele P) says:

      I am going to say the older one looks more like you, the one wearing the Mommy’s birth control shirt (which is TOO funny btw!) Thanks for having the giveaway!

      micaela6955 at msn dot com

      July 31st, 2008 at 8:57 pm

    26. Naomi says:

      I’d say the smaller one who’s better than a puppy looks more like you. (The black haired baby looks NOTHING like you.)

      ROBE!!! I need one. My mom got me one that was so big, my husband kept it. He’s 6’2″ and I’m 5’2″ so apparently she thought I was pretty friggin big.

      July 31st, 2008 at 9:11 pm

    27. Shash says:

      The Boy looks like you, the Baby, like your hubby.

      I could use a new robe, but even MORE IMPORTANTLY, I can never have enough martini shakers!!!!

      Apparently I must go order something now so I can get one. Hmmmm…what’s it gonna be?

      Missed you this year. Wanna go to Nashville in October? I’ll be there!


      July 31st, 2008 at 10:52 pm

    28. Fysty Mama says:

      I have enjoyed this site and the items on Baby Brewing.

      I think the oldest baby is the dead ringer, although they look very similar.

      I would love anything from your selected items and thanks!!

      July 31st, 2008 at 10:58 pm

    29. Brandy says:

      I am going to say the older one. Thanks for a great giveaway.

      August 1st, 2008 at 4:35 am

    30. Becky Grady says:

      I think the “less blonde” looks more like you. I love the prizes you are giving! The robe is to die for!


      rlgrady [at] yahoo dot com

      August 1st, 2008 at 6:28 am

    31. Stacy says:

      The older one, I think…

      August 1st, 2008 at 8:50 am

    32. Cassandra says:

      Holy moley, roly poly! This is amazing! I think the baby looks like you! irrelevantheart (AT) gmail (DOT) com! Thank you!

      August 1st, 2008 at 10:20 am

    33. Rhonda says:

      I’m glad there’s no right or wrong answer. I’m gonna say the baby, because I serioulsy have no idea. I’m not good at that.

      I would love to win the tote bag.

      August 1st, 2008 at 10:45 am

    34. Missy says:

      I am going to have to say the boy looks like you (more so than the baby). I love my “mommy needs a cocktail” shirt and hope to win some more!

      August 1st, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    35. Jo says:

      I think any of the prizes would be way cool and I’d probably use “Mommy Needs A Glass Of Wine” on an apron, “Mommy Needs A Vacation” on a robe, and I’m not sure what would be cool for a tote. lol.

      As for the kids, I think the baby looks like mama the most. šŸ™‚

      August 1st, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    36. Noreen says:

      hard one, I would have to go with the more blond one

      August 1st, 2008 at 2:35 pm

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