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    June 11, 2008

    So you guys are so awesome. After I published that post I went back and reread it. Wah, wah, wah. The Cake Lady told me she doesn’t think the tree falling counts since it didn’t fall on my house. I think she is probably right. LOL. Don’t say anything mean about her because she was just trying to lighten the mood. She agrees that my life is horrible. Although from the thunder last night, it’s only a matter of time. I shall try all of your car-related suggestions.

    I’m speaking at Blogher. How ridiculous is that? You have one picture with this man and suddenly people think you are going places.

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    But what I really want to do is to submit my funniest blog post for that reading they are having. So I thought I would get your suggestions. I don’t have a short list. I don’t even remember what I wrote. But if you have a suggestion, just leave it in the comments. Jen, you don’t have to leave yours. I know the red bra story is your favorite.

    I’m doing a Mommy Needs a Cocktail Party in Allentown, PA tomorrow night (Thursday). It’s at the cousin’s house. I’m sure she won’t mind if you wanna come. You should totally come. Email me and I’ll let you know where to be. And if you want to see how messy my workshop was before Susie Sunshine showed up and straightened my ass out, head on over to Work it, Mom and Mommy Needs a Business. Leave me a comment telling me if my clutter exceeded your every expectation!

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    1. Lynette says:

      My favorite post that I can remember was the Mary Kay one back in April…I almost died laughing because I know it’s so true. I thought of you when I was approached by the mother of a child my daughter will go to Kindergarten with next year. She already called me to shove it down my throat and my daughter will be in school with her for the next 8 years…(unless of course they move!) I indeed love Mary Kay, but don’t need it shoved down my throat. If you submit that one…Just hope the judge doesn’t doesn’t drive a pink caddy!

      June 11th, 2008 at 11:29 am

    2. Jessica says:

      I stumbled on this blog by linking through other ones and let me tell you, I adore your style!!
      As for my vote, I LOVED the story about you mowing the lawn on the huge ride-on mower. My co-workers seriously thought I was having a seizure over here with all the under-the-breath snorting and church giggles I had going on reading every line!

      June 12th, 2008 at 5:58 am

    3. Dana says:

      Found your site while searching the net for potty training help. Let me just say that those are hilarious! I haven’t read all of your posts yet so I will wait until I’ve read them all to vote for one. I love this site and have sent a link to all my mommy friends! My shirt order will be in shortly…

      June 12th, 2008 at 7:43 am

    4. Devan says:

      This is hard! The red bra one is awesome. I also like the ID/STD tweet mix-up. Ooh, and “Things I never anticipated in having the second child” and “CPR on the Christmas tree failed” and “a little somethin’ somethin’ with the Direct TV guy.”

      Okay, I’m going to stop now because I don’t think I’m helping! I have to leave the coffee in the kitchen when checking your site so that I don’t end up with a wet keyboard. That’s how much you make me laugh! 🙂

      Hope your week is better than last!

      June 12th, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    5. Don Mills Diva says:

      How is it that I just discovered your blog?


      June 12th, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    6. deichmans says:

      Kris, On a totally different topic: I hereby “tag” you with the “Random 7 Meme”. Rules (and my post) are here:

      Your indulgence would be most appreciated! 🙂

      June 15th, 2008 at 12:15 pm

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