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    Because you can never run into too many idiots

    May 27, 2008

    Sunday and Monday I did another one of those crafty shows. I made a new BFF (Hi, ELLEN!!!), Wendy brought me Smart Food popcorn on her 7-Eleven run and I had a fabulous time.

    Instead of waxing poetic about the 9,999 people who “ooh’d” and “aaah’d” over the MNAC shirts, I would much rather tell you the story of the guy who said the wrong thing. I decided to write it over at my brand new Mommy Needs a Business blog at Work it, Mom! because, well, it seemed funnier over there than here. When Nataly asked if I would blog at Work It, Mom, I told her that I could only write there if I didn’t have to pretend that I have a FRIGGIN’ CLUE about what I am doing. So basically is all half-assed, all across the internet.

    So go over there to find the story. Just so you know, I left out the part about the much younger girlfriend who laughed at his comment. I left her out of the story because I too was once that girl who dated the guy who said the stupid things and I thought he was funny. Until I realized that one day he would be 43 and still trolling for chicks on Match because God forbid he ever become a grown up. She too will wake up one day and realize the error of her ways and marry the Nice Guy.

    Head on over to my new digs at Work it, Mom! to see exactly what I said to Prince Charming when he made smart ass comments about my Mommy Needs a Cocktail shirt. Go to my first post and leave a comment for a chance to win a MNAC tee or a My Mom Doesn’t Want your Advice tee. Just do it. Even if you don’t want the shirt. Not that it’s a CONTEST for attention or anything. I mean, it’s not like I asked you to vote for me on a reality show or anything.

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    1. Elaine says:

      Men. Can’t live with them – can’t kill them (without a really good legal team).

      May 28th, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    2. Mark says:

      New Shirts to combat Asshats:

      If Mommy had to live with the likes of you, she’d need a freaking Brewery.

      and of course

      Obviously your eyes have dropped to the same place your nuts are at, into your ass.

      May 28th, 2008 at 8:05 pm

    3. Ellen says:

      Hi BFF

      You were too fun this weekend! You are still making me laugh – I love your blog!

      And the oohs and ahhs were too many to count for your MNAC shirts – I am proudly wearing mine – yes, with drink in hand!

      May 30th, 2008 at 10:15 am

    4. Jamie says:

      Seriously, what a knob.

      June 1st, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    5. Jasmin Mejia says:

      Yes this is so true !! I love my hubby but sometimes …..

      September 25th, 2008 at 4:45 pm

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