Yesterday I was stuck behind that guy who insisted on using the APC machine at the post office to purchase 7 stamps. Which would have been fine if he had actually used the APC machine before or if he took 5 minutes to try to figure out how to buy a book of stamps. Instead, it took him over 20 minutes to buy 7 individual stamps. Because every single time he printed one up and had to start again, he forgot how to do it. The machine needs one of those signs that says, “Not recommended for users with temporary amnesia.”
If that wasn”t bad enough, there was that guy who insisted on yelling on the cell phone the entire time.
“HI!!! YEAH!!!! YEAH!!!! UH HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Here’s his picture.
He takes it everywhere with him. You know those kids with a blanket? If only we could be so lucky.