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    Mommy Needs a Glass of Wine. Or Chocolate. Whatever.

    March 24, 2008

    Chocolate for parties

    Bad things happen when you hang out with the Chocolate Fountain Fairy Godmother (hereinafter referred to as the CFFG).  She has these hairbrained IDEAS and then you find yourself at the shop, making Mommy Needs a Glass of Wine chocolate bars and Mommy Needs Chocolate chocolate bars and Mommy Needs a Cocktail chocolate bars.  And did I mention the girl?  The martini girl?  She is TOO CUTE for words.  At a whopping 3 oz. of chocolate, you just want to lie down and die after eating her.  These little numbers.  Better.  It is too crazy.  Then you look at the clock and you realize you have 20 minutes to get home and it is gonna take you at least 25 minutes.  And her latest get-rich-quick-scheme?  I don’t even want to tell you.  I’ll tell you what.  If I end up on Oprah for that hairbrained scheme instead of the MNAC party scheme….I’ll be just fine with it. 

    But back to these chocolate bars.  You can buy them wherever you find Mommy Needs a Cocktail (looking at your house, SATGS!!! and hell, you people in Richmond at the Bizarre Bazaar the week after next).  AND…..if you have a MNAC party (or any variation thereof–for all you non-drinkers having the chocolate parties!!).  I know.  I KNOW!!!  Sky, you said to make Mama proud.  I can’t do any better than this….

    On a lighter note, my children are insane.  Remember when I said they were working together and using their collective powers for evil?  Oh, it’s getting worse.  The Baby’s skill level in walking is directly proportional to the amount of trouble the two of them get into these days.  Someone got the crazy idea to get the Cheerio’s down from the top of the cabinet in the dining room.  I don’t know why they were there, but needless to say, they are now all over the living room floor.  It seems that after The Boy took his handful, he graciously gave the rest of the COSTCO-SIZED bag to his brother.  His brother proceeded to take large handfuls out and put them in the seat of his highchair.  Apparently saving them for later.  Then he got bored with putting his hand in the bag (what with it being so exhausting) and he just began to shake the 50 oz. bag until the Cheerios got enough velocity going to fly out the top of the bag.  His father?  Thought it was brilliant.  While not his first (or second or even 10th choice), the dog appears somewhat grateful.  Sadly, I was on the couch watching the entire thing.  Yelling “NO SIR” with my outside voice but lacking the energy/conviction to, would it be “punish” him for his dastardly behavior?  All while he is laughing maniacally.  That one is smart.  Keep mom up all night and she’ll be too tired to rip that huge ass bag of Cheerios out of your hand while you send them cascading over furniture. 

    Oh, and Tony brought home some Jersey eclairs.  I have to roll to bed now.  Thank you very much. 

    12 Comments »

    1. Bellamomma says:

      Mommy Needs CHOCOLATE party!!!!

      Must call friends & pick people to “help” host. And by help – I mean “do the party”. Somewhere that’s clean, ’cause my house is SO not.

      I want that chocolate dang it.

      March 24th, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    2. Kimberly says:

      Okay, I’ll pick you and all your dang chocolate up on Friday. You and our sweet CFFG are going to make us all too fat to wear your cute baby tees.

      Do you have tees in size MFT? (Muffin Top)

      March 24th, 2008 at 7:03 pm

    3. Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah says:

      And WE are looking at YOU candy bars.

      I use my outside voice a lot too.

      March 24th, 2008 at 7:27 pm

    4. Rebecca says:

      I totally know what you mean about crazy kids! I have 4 boys and we did the cheerio thing just yesterday. “No, don’t take the cheerios in the living room.” “Hey, why are they in the living room” and then I heard the swish of them pouring into the floor and only then removed them from the offender… crazy kids!

      March 25th, 2008 at 4:34 am

    5. Meg says:

      You need to market these at Valentine’s day, to the MEN to buy for their WOMEN. Love love love it! Book that airfare to Chicago so you’re ready to go when Oprah calls.

      March 25th, 2008 at 4:55 am

    6. Carrie says:

      Those are great!

      I need to get my act together and figure out when I’m going to have a Mommy Needs a Cocktail party. Soon, I promise.

      March 25th, 2008 at 10:55 am

    7. Manic Mommy says:

      Mmmm…chocolate…

      PS I wore my MNAC shirt to playgroup today and it was a big hit. Gave out babybrewing.com to a few…

      My way of having a virtual party for you cause I’m with Bellamomma.

      March 25th, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    8. Nikki says:

      I LOVE LOVE LOVE the chocolate bars! They are adorablllleeeee!

      March 25th, 2008 at 2:44 pm

    9. wine » Blog Archive » Mommy Needs a Glass of Wine. Or Chocolate. Whatever. says:

      [...] Read the rest of this great post here [...]

      March 25th, 2008 at 6:04 pm

    10. RaeAnn Collins says:

      OMG… those are so cute! BTW I think I am going to need a few of those for my party in May…hint hint hint. Can’t wait!
      rae

      March 26th, 2008 at 8:27 am

    11. Jamie says:

      Man, I’m such a sucker for your cute stuff.

      (I always wonder what brilliant idea will get me on Oprah, too. So far … not so much.) :)

      March 26th, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    12. jodifur says:

      I need both!

      It was so great to meet you last night in person!

      March 29th, 2008 at 10:56 am

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