I know. I’m out of control. First it was a book. Now it’s parties. Hello, Internet. Kristen is throwing spaghetti on a wall and keeping her eyes peeled to see what sticks.
Here it is. How about hosting a Mommy Needs a Cocktail party at your house? It’s like the Tupperware party of 2008. Except it’s not plastic. And not boring. And there is alcohol involved. So what happens? You send out the Mommy Needs a Cocktail Party invite to all your friends. I send you stuff. Your friends come. You all sit around, sipping cocktails. Talking about anything BUT the children. Your friends buy Mommy Needs a Cocktail shirts (and lots more MNAC related stuff). You get free stuff. Your friends buy a LOT of stuff. You get A LOT of free stuff. I send free stuff for you to give away. You bake a chocolate cake so your friends will love you forever. You pour yourself a signature Mommy Needs a Cocktail cocktail. Everyone has a blast.
You aren’t a cocktail girl? Funny, we have Mommy Needs a Beer shirts and Mommy Needs a Glass of Wine shirts. Chili and beer party? Wine and Chocolate party? And don’t tell anyone, but I’m getting ready to roll out Mommy Needs Chocolate, Mommy Needs a Margarita and Mommy Needs a Nanny. Not like you can have a Nanny party, but you know what I’m saying. So think it over. It’s just a suggestion. A friggin’ AWESOME suggestion. I think I’m gonna have one myself. Although frankly, right now, I NEED to have a Mommy Needs a Nanny party.
What do you say? Email me at babybrewing at gmail dot com if it sounds like fun and you might want to do it.