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    “Mommy Needs a Cocktail” Parties

    February 1, 2008

    I know.  I’m out of control.  First it was a book.  Now it’s parties.  Hello, Internet.  Kristen is throwing spaghetti on a wall and keeping her eyes peeled to see what sticks.

    Here it is.  How about hosting a Mommy Needs a Cocktail party at your house?  It’s like the Tupperware party of 2008.  Except it’s not plastic.  And not boring.  And there is alcohol involved.  So what happens?  You send out the Mommy Needs a Cocktail Party invite to all your friends.  I send you stuff.  Your friends come.  You all sit around, sipping cocktails.  Talking about anything BUT the children.  Your friends buy Mommy Needs a Cocktail shirts (and lots more MNAC related stuff).  You get free stuff.  Your friends buy a LOT of stuff.  You get A LOT of free stuff.  I send free stuff for you to give away.  You bake a chocolate cake so your friends will love you forever.  You pour yourself a signature Mommy Needs a Cocktail cocktail.  Everyone has a blast. 

    You aren’t a cocktail girl?  Funny, we have Mommy Needs a Beer shirts and Mommy Needs a Glass of Wine shirts.  Chili and beer party?  Wine and Chocolate party?  And don’t tell anyone, but I’m getting ready to roll out Mommy Needs Chocolate, Mommy Needs a Margarita and Mommy Needs a Nanny.  Not like you can have a Nanny party, but you know what I’m saying.  So think it over.  It’s just a suggestion.  A friggin’ AWESOME suggestion.  I think I’m gonna have one myself.  Although frankly, right now, I NEED to have a Mommy Needs a Nanny party.

    What do you say?  Email me at babybrewing at gmail dot com if it sounds like fun and you might want to do it. 

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    1. Bella says:

      I have about 15 friends who would shoot me at dawn for throwing a tupperware party ~ but a MNAC would cause a stampede to my door I do believe.

      Worth a try anyway! I pimp you on the blog ~ why not pimp you to the real world too!

      Will the box of goodness include a poster sized photo of Mr Big with the Daddy shirt? That would really boost sales … just sayin.

      February 1st, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    2. tvtown says:

      I see a lot of unhappy daddies in the future…

      February 1st, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    3. Kimberly says:

      I’ll totally host it if you come. I know I can sell the tanks to a lot of my jazzercise customers. They loved it when I wore mine last week.

      So open up your planner and pencil me in. 🙂

      February 1st, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    4. nyjlm says:

      ha! I thought it said MNAC Panties!

      February 1st, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    5. John says:

      hmmm, panties

      the logo could wrap around and cut off the last few letters of cocktail.

      February 1st, 2008 at 3:06 pm

    6. Suburban Turmoil says:

      Totally ordering the Mommy Needs a Nanny shirt. Oh God, does Mommy ever need a nanny.

      February 1st, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    7. babybrewing says:

      “John” is gonna sleep on the couch tonight if he doesn’t shape up…

      February 1st, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    8. Marel says:

      Step away from the coffee and vodka drink that you must be drinking.


      It sounds great. So, when are you starting your direct sales company so I can sell your stuff instead of mortgages? 🙂

      February 1st, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    9. Manic Mommy says:

      Mommy needs a Xanax. Girl, you are on fire!

      (Actually, it’s a cool idea but I think you should visit)

      February 1st, 2008 at 7:09 pm

    10. Melissa says:

      Oh yeah! How about a Chocolate Fountain (I’ll supply) and Mommy Needs Chocolate Party? You can bring the wearables to sell and we can have a rip-snortin’ time!
      Send me an email and let’s set a date!

      February 1st, 2008 at 11:19 pm

    11. Petroville » Fresh Air says:

      […] How about a party? (Don’t worry, I’ll Lysol everything down first.) If you really love me, feed me in your reader! […]

      February 2nd, 2008 at 11:27 am

    12. Lindsay Lebresco says:

      I’m in! I will totally do this. I’m a “Mommy needs a Margarita” gal – I need to send you that pic of me in my hospital bed 10 mins after giving birth with a bottle of marg. mix. Oh stop- my milk wasn’t even in yet…

      February 3rd, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    13. RaeAnn Collins says:

      First mommy needs a cup of coffee… cocktails to follow. I would love to host a party… sounds like fun.

      February 3rd, 2008 at 3:49 pm

    14. Sky says:

      I’ve already emailed you…if we sell a quota do we get MNAC car? Ha!! Sign me up!

      February 3rd, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    15. PunditMom says:

      Once my kitchen renovation is done (!!!) I’d love to host!

      February 3rd, 2008 at 7:51 pm

    16. Jamie W. says:

      If I had cool mommy friends I would TOTALLY do this…but all the preschool mommies are hoity toity and only go to smocked and monogrammed childrens’ clothing parties…BUMMER!

      February 6th, 2008 at 6:20 pm

    17. Jamie W. says:

      BTW…dear husband wants to know when “Daddy Needs a Beer” shirts will be available…I already got him a DILF shirt for Father’s Day last year…so I gotta find something better for 2008 ;0)

      February 6th, 2008 at 6:25 pm

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