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    Tis the season to whine about Fantasy Football

    December 18, 2007

    I’m up to my eyeballs in shirts last week.  I’m taking pictures, I’m making shirts, I’m taking more pictures.  I’m losing my mind.

    My husband says to me…”hey, babe.  Clinton Portis is supposed to have a good week.  You really should play him.”

    Famous last words.  In my spare 2.7 seconds of time, I log on to my fantasy team and put in Portis.  I do nothing else.

    I don’t put Barber in….

    I’ll say it again, I put Portis in instead of Barber.  But I’m too tired to notice.  I proceed to get my ass handed to me because Barber makes 30 points ON THE BENCH.  I’m out of the playoffs.

    My husband wins and goes onto the finals.  Had I won last week, I would be playing him this week for The Winner Who Takes All.  That is, officially, the last day I ever take his advice on anything.  Ever.  Now?  Now I’m in the competition for number 4.  Woo.  effing.  hoo.

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    1. Marelle says:

      “Woo. effing. hoo.”

      I LOVE this!

      I can’t wait to use it. hahaha

      December 18th, 2007 at 7:51 pm

    2. tvtown says:

      I did so well that I get the 2nd pick in the draft next year.

      Fantasy football has consumed me.

      December 19th, 2007 at 9:15 am

    3. Amy says:

      I went 2-12 this season. Woo.effing.hoo is right.

      December 19th, 2007 at 2:10 pm

    4. witchypoo says:

      I know nothing of this fantasy football. Does this involve a prize, or is it bragging rights only?

      December 20th, 2007 at 8:48 am

    5. Mark says:

      Woo F-fing Woo is right.

      4 Yahoo leagues, mediocrity rules, who knew Brady would rack up 6 teams worth of Fantasy Points with one arm? And why does it seem that every week he’s on my opponents team?

      Oh well, sliding my way down the consolation brackets……..but at least the beer is lubricating the slide 😉

      December 21st, 2007 at 7:27 am

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