He’s slightly confused, to say the least.
The Boy: Mom, what are you going to be for Christmas?
The Boy: NO, Mom. What are you going to be?
K: Ethan, Christmas isn’t like Halloween. You don’t dress up for it.
The Boy: I do, Mom. Dad says.
Well there you have it, people. I guess this conversation doesn’t need to continue.
D: I’m gonna dress up like Santa, The Boy is going to be an Elf and The Baby is going to be a reindeer.
The Boy: Mom. Mom. Mom. Is there going to be candy for Christmas?
K: No. Well, technically, yes, but no. It’s not like Halloween. You don’t go trick or treating for Christmas.
The Boy: So what are you going to be for Christmas, Mom?
If Dad has his way, I’ll be wearing this. I’d like you to note the bust size of this outfit. I haven’t been a 34 since like the 6th grade. I’d like to think he was trying to butter me up by sending me the link for the size small, but you have got to be kidding.
Now go on over and try to win the camera at Mommy Needs a Review. You don’t have to write a book. Just a few heartfelt lines would be good. Ok, Ok, I just need more comments so they keep sending me free crap to give away. So a comment today could be giving you a shot at winning an MP3 player tomorrow. I’m just saying.