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    Next he’ll be thinking that Santa Claus is Jesus

    November 26, 2007

    He’s slightly confused, to say the least.

    The Boy: Mom, what are you going to be for Christmas?
    K: Myself?
    The Boy: NO, Mom. What are you going to be?
    K: Ethan, Christmas isn’t like Halloween. You don’t dress up for it.
    The Boy: I do, Mom. Dad says.

    Well there you have it, people. I guess this conversation doesn’t need to continue.

    D: I’m gonna dress up like Santa, The Boy is going to be an Elf and The Baby is going to be a reindeer.
    The Boy: Mom. Mom. Mom. Is there going to be candy for Christmas?
    K: No. Well, technically, yes, but no. It’s not like Halloween. You don’t go trick or treating for Christmas.
    The Boy: So what are you going to be for Christmas, Mom?

    If Dad has his way, I’ll be wearing this. I’d like you to note the bust size of this outfit. I haven’t been a 34 since like the 6th grade. I’d like to think he was trying to butter me up by sending me the link for the size small, but you have got to be kidding.

    Now go on over and try to win the camera at Mommy Needs a Review. You don’t have to write a book. Just a few heartfelt lines would be good. Ok, Ok, I just need more comments so they keep sending me free crap to give away. So a comment today could be giving you a shot at winning an MP3 player tomorrow. I’m just saying.

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    1. witchypoo says:

      I know what I’m going to be for Christmas.
      How about you?

      November 26th, 2007 at 9:29 pm

    2. The G-Ma says:

      Oh, Carmen Miranda, you slut! Santa will love you in that hip-huggin, bust-bustin’ conga creation. A coupla glasses of red will keep that fruity headdress from boppin’ around too much. AND please keep them kiddies locked up outta sight.

      And all this after doin’ the Santa Shuffle until the weeeeee hours; I’m talking about toys under the tree here! And assembly! And hiding the ever multiplying accumulation of incriminating WalMart evidence!

      There is just no end to this mandated madness celebrating the birth of Jesus. Happilly, Jesus loves it all! I hope. . .

      November 26th, 2007 at 10:00 pm

    3. Mark says:

      Shoot that’s what Santa invented red bungee cords for!

      Wait maybe that’s why he invented duct tape. I’m sure that whatever you wear or use to hold those bad girls in with, D will be happy that his Santa wishes coming true.

      November 26th, 2007 at 10:25 pm

    4. tvtown says:

      At 29.95, you really can’t go wrong with that outfit.

      November 28th, 2007 at 4:07 am

    5. Amy says:

      You mean Santa Claus isn’t Jesus??? Dangit.

      November 28th, 2007 at 9:41 am

    6. Occidental Girl says:

      I think I’ll be Sleeping-In Mommy for Christmas. Shhh, don’t wake her! Or your presents will all disappear!!!

      November 29th, 2007 at 1:01 am

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