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    Just a little somethin’ somethin’ from the mail bag

    November 27, 2007

    Dear Kristen,I don’t want to change my shirt this morning so I was wondering. Do you ever (ahem), well, do you ever wear your Mommy Needs a Cocktail shirt when you drop The Boy off at preschool?Signed,

    Afraid to Offend

    Dear Afraid to Offend,

    EVERY SINGLE DAY OF PRESCHOOL. Usually it’s less obvious since we have drop off/pick up but today we were so late I had to walk him into the building at the Baptist church that houses the Catholic preschool, wearing this in long sleeve form. I’m gonna say that’s an intentional foul, a double word score in the Game of Offensiveness. But like I always say, you can never have too many old ladies praying for you.

    Dear Kristen,

    I have noticed from the comments that your readership has increased significantly. I guess that is to be expected now that you have brought the girls out.


    I Was Just Noticing

    Dear I Was Just Noticing,

    What are you referring to in referencing my “girls?” Would that be my chest, breasts, melons, mamas, pillows, knockers, ta-tas, hooters, ect.? I’ll admit the cleavage in the trunk picture was a little out there, but I like to think everyone loves me for my wit. And thanks for doubling my numbers today because when I hit publish, the search engines are going to have a field day with this post.

    Dear Kristen,

    Why are you always complaining about your life? It just seems that you hate your husband, your in-laws, your kids.


    Get Over Yourself

    Dear Get Over Yourself,

    I notice an interesting genetic link to the groups you mentioned. Since I have only written about my in-laws like twice in the life of my blogs, I would have to say that you should just come in from the computer room and tell me that you want me to clean the DAMN kitchen rather than trying to send me anonymous emails. Now go put The Boy to bed.

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    1. Manic Mommy says:

      I bought my friend the black Mommy Needs a Cocktail t-shirt as a gift. The first time she wore it, a waitress accidentally dumped a beer on her. Coincidence? I think not.

      Incidentally, I wear my Mommynatrix t-shirt everywhere, as I will my prize :-).

      November 27th, 2007 at 12:46 pm

    2. Sara says:

      This is too funny…Like I said before, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE reading your blog!

      November 27th, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    3. Shannon says:

      Thanks for the laugh this morning….you crack me up! I can’t wait for my little sis to get pregnant so I can get her one of your tees.

      November 28th, 2007 at 4:59 am

    4. Marelle says:

      Omigosh, I’m so proud of you!!

      [Big Tear]

      You’re almost getting hate mail . . . that is so sweet! For the most part, those guys sounded like pussies.

      Baby, you have come a long, long way!

      Love you!

      November 28th, 2007 at 9:56 am

    5. J from Ireland says:

      Hi, just de-lurking to say Hi and love this blog, very funny!

      November 28th, 2007 at 5:46 pm

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