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    Do you think it is possible for your head to explode?

    November 20, 2007

    First of all, I love every single one of you. You people over there in the back? Yeah, you. You clever people who have entered the contest? I really, really love you. You are very clever and funny and I really like what you have done with your hair. It’s very Katie Holmes-Cruise. No, wait. That’s MY new haircut.

    Everything is piling up now. I just got invited to this crazy gig in L.A. in January (hello, my L.A. friends!!!) I’m getting ready to launch a new blog (don’t get excited. OK, you can get excited). In fact, I’m going to give away a free camera in honor of the launch so maybe you SHOULD get excited. Right now you are thinking, “she’s giving away a camera and I have been working my ass off for an gift card? Yes, that’s right. Keep working or I won’t give away the camera. You, over there, sitting in front of your computer screen. That gift certificate can most easily be regifted for your snotty sister-in-law. Think about it.  Not a dime out of your pocket.

    So put your thinking caps on.  For those of you who are generally offended by my wares, now is your time to clean up the joint a little.  Get cracking.

    I have to go “pay my husband back” for watching the kids all night while I worked.  It’s the least I can do.

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    1. witchypoo says:

      You know, I was just thinking “I could really use a camera to jazz up my plain jane bloggy place” and lo and behold, my opportunity is revealed.
      Now what do I have to do?
      You got all my ideas on the t-shirt slogan.

      November 20th, 2007 at 9:19 pm

    2. witchypoo says:

      Umm, cause you know, clean up the joint is a bit vague.

      November 20th, 2007 at 9:21 pm

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