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    Dear Santa, I can explain!!!

    November 28, 2007

    Dear Santa, I can explain!!!

    OMG, I think this is the funniest shirt I have ever made! I was torn between this picture and the one of him grabbing his crotch because he needed to pee. This one is probably better for commerce, right? And for mommy? WAIT. IT’S NOT JUST FOR MOMMY!!!! IT’S FOR ALL WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO for KRISTEN for not alienating the NON-MOTHER crowd.

    Dear Santa, Please Define Naughty

    Kid’s shirt, $15, Woman’s shirt, $20. I couldn’t figure out how to do a graduated discount for multiple purchases so just use the code WOOHOO to get 10% off your order of $30 or more.

    Shirts so comfy you will never want to take them off. Trust me, The Boy screamed bloody murder when I took his off after taking the picture.

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    1. Bella says:

      Hey wait – I won something around here before I fell into that tryptophan induced coma last week — Can I sign up for the Adult version of “Define Naughty”?

      Heading over … I feel the need for Noodle to have a new shirt .. and me .. need a new coffee mug too.

      You take credit cards right?!

      November 28th, 2007 at 10:35 am

    2. Bella says:

      ACK!!! I can’t get Noodle a shirt … she’s too small (that would be an official first!)

      November 28th, 2007 at 10:41 am

    3. Manic Mommy says:

      Hysterical! I’ll take two! As soon as the credit card stops smoking from that last trip to the mall, I’m goin’ shoppin’ at

      November 28th, 2007 at 12:30 pm

    4. witchypoo says:

      Dear Santa:
      I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in your cookies as soon as I get the stuff I asked for.

      November 28th, 2007 at 1:28 pm

    5. Jillian Curtis says:

      Cute shirts 🙂


      November 28th, 2007 at 2:53 pm

    6. Loralee says:


      November 28th, 2007 at 3:59 pm

    7. Mir says:

      Dude, no 12s for kids? *sniffle*

      November 29th, 2007 at 5:36 am

    8. Mark says:

      Hmmmmmmm I see a new one……..

      “Not been bad enough this year? How about THIS?”

      November 29th, 2007 at 8:32 am

    9. Mark says:

      I asked Santa and Santa’s definition is:

      Way more fun than nice 😉

      November 29th, 2007 at 8:37 am

    10. John says:


      Please understand that I am naughty in a nice way.

      November 29th, 2007 at 9:14 am

    11. tara says:

      oh my gosh that is SO stinking cute — noah needs that shirt —- i wanna buy one — hilarious.


      November 29th, 2007 at 6:36 pm

    12. tvtown says:

      HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA…see you on the order website.

      November 30th, 2007 at 4:00 am

    13. Eimi says:

      I love that!! Fabulous!

      November 30th, 2007 at 9:17 pm

    14. Manic Mommy says:

      C’mon over and check out my little demo expert in his new gear:

      December 6th, 2007 at 12:50 pm

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