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    Be still my beating heart….

    November 12, 2007

    If you buy one snarky mom t-shirt this year, buy this one. Mommy Needs a Cocktail is the new Fussy.

    Don’t tell Eden Kennedy.  I think, technically, that would make her the “old” Fussy.

    Today I had a very productive day. I managed to do my taxes for the last 18 months. I swear to you, I have no doubt that the Commonwealth, she is a coming for me. Nothing pisses off a desk jockey more than having some moron who was too scared of a tax form to actually complete it and is now severely delinquent on the $7.52 she owes in back sales tax. And you think I’m joking about that $7.52? It helps that NO ONE in my state thinks my shirts are funny.

    The Neighbor: You know there are penalties, right? I think it’s like $25.
    K: Actually, Sunshine, it’s $10, and yes, I realize when it is all said and done, I will be paying $179 in penalties and interest.

    In fact, I am looking forward to the blog post. Maybe with a little luck a state auditor will come knocking on the door. I hope he doesn’t catch me rolling around in all the money I have made over here. What do you say we clean off said money AFTER we dig it out of The Baby’s diaper and before we roll in it?

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    1. witchypoo says:

      If only you could pay in pennies…

      November 12th, 2007 at 7:50 pm

    2. Mark says:

      Kristen, of course the smartass answer is to feed the baby $179 in change and take him in when it’s diaper emptying time (see previous blogs) and show the Commonwealth of V what you think of their penalties and interest.

      (WARNING: I wouldn’t recommend that you use the Baby as a bank and no Babies were harmed in the visualization of this comment 🙂

      November 12th, 2007 at 10:35 pm

    3. trena says:

      Got to love the Commonwealth. At least your doing your taxes…I still have to finish and send in our state taxes from 2005 (thank goodness there’s a refund involved!)

      November 13th, 2007 at 8:12 am

    4. trena says:

      sorry, should have been ‘you’re’. It’s still early 🙂

      November 13th, 2007 at 8:14 am

    5. kate says:

      ah, the irs STILL manages to find me at every address i move to. uncanny. free-loaders. they are still itching over a $20 mistake on my 2005 taxes.

      November 13th, 2007 at 12:05 pm

    6. tvtown says:

      Have you considered an accountant? It’s quite worth the money 😉

      November 15th, 2007 at 4:05 am

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