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    And they are wondering what the hell I teach him at home

    October 10, 2007

    After spending an hour and a half trying to get out of the house to take The Boy to school today (is there a reason that whatever I request mandates a resounding “NO!?), we sat for a few minutes in the drop off line because shock of all shockers, we were early.  When the teachers came out to snatch the children from their cars, I allowed The Boy to drive the final 20 feet up to the front of the school.  All I’m gonna say here is that he may need a couple of extra lessons in driver’s ed.  Really.

    Miss Liz, recently knocked up and looking slightly green, opened the car door with a forced smile that said, “I sure as HECK hope your car doesn’t smell like curry” and helped The Boy get out of his seat of power in the front seat. 

    With that, I heard a clink and realized that a Mommy Needs a Cocktail shot glass had just fallen out of the car and onto the pavement.  Miss Liz gave a small, strangled laugh and I lunged to get the glass.  No use drawing The Boy’s attention to the situation.  All I needed then was his cheerful/helpful, “Mommy Need a Cocktail.com, Mom?”

    Yes, Baby.  Mommy Needs a Cocktail.com. 

    6 Comments »

    1. bishsmom says:

      what is wrong with a car smelling like curry? many people LOVE the smell and taste of it. You must really be living out in the sticks to make a comment like that.

      October 10th, 2007 at 8:06 am

    2. Amy says:

      This is where that new mug would’ve come into play nicely.

      October 10th, 2007 at 8:30 am

    3. InterstellarLass says:

      And to think I feel guilty for leaving the empty beer bottle on my side table in the living room. And then making my kids pick them up the next evening when they’re doing the dishes.

      October 10th, 2007 at 8:45 am

    4. babybrewing says:

      Seems I may have projected my first trimester morning sickness smell aversion onto Miss Liz. My apologies to anyone who felt slighted by the curry comment. I HEART CURRY!

      October 10th, 2007 at 10:23 am

    5. Rachelle says:

      at monkfish abbey (our goofy home church of sorts) the kid’s after-party chore was to collect all the empties…maybe we need something that says “the reverend needs a cocktail.”

      October 10th, 2007 at 12:08 pm

    6. Bellamomma says:

      ROTFL ~ you gotta love that the child is more than willing to pimp Mommy’s blog!!

      October 10th, 2007 at 7:46 pm

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