Oh, that my name was Mrs. Derek. I think it would make my mother-in-law feel better.
Oh, that those who bear the responsibility of putting The Boy to bed at night would also be the one to get the call to pick him up because he is “crying inconsolably” and “just appears to be really, really tired.”
You’d think that a 10 pm bedtime 3 nights in a row would be sufficient sleep, wouldn’t you?
I mean, if you lived on MARS.