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    If I was going to be such a smart ass about “I’m blogging this” at Amy’s birthday, I probably should have remembered more

    September 25, 2007

    Kyle:  So what do you blog about?

    K:  The hell that is my life.  I’ll be blogging about this.   Like how your wife called and said if you didn’t come home and bathe your son, she couldn’t be responsible for what she would do to him.

    Kyle:  Really?

    K:  I mean, it’s not as interesting as a wife saying to her husband in the truck today, “I used to just want to poke him with a fork but now, looking at that screwdriver, I seem inspired,” but it’ll do. 

    Kyle:  And people read that?

    K:  Hey, I didn’t say anyone was reading it.  I just said I was blogging about it.

    Other than that, I remember a librarian present (and I shan’t name names, as to protect Susan, I mean, The Librarian Who Shall Remain Nameless) who was able to elicit the word “Viagra” from nearly everyone present without ever saying the word herself, there was some conversation about gay socks and someone wanted to be spanked.  Other than that, it was hidden in a Margarita-induced fog.  I’d have to say it was the perfect 30th birthday party.  And the Birthday girl didn’t look a day over 27….

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    1. Amy says:

      Awww, that’s such a sweet comment. Though by the next morning I felt about 57. Sheesh. And to think, you left right before I started the shots of Jack Daniels.

      Thank for you co-hosting (oh c’mon, you know you did…)!!! 🙂

      September 25th, 2007 at 2:39 pm

    2. Loralee says:

      You have to watch out for those Librarians. They are a dervish of naughtiness under those quiet exteriors!

      September 25th, 2007 at 6:49 pm

    3. The co-host (I supplied the house) says:

      For a margarita-induced fog thats a rather good recollection of the events. Did you put yourself in a 2nd margarita fog to recall those events?????

      September 26th, 2007 at 4:53 am

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