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    And the winner is…..(drum roll, please)

    September 30, 2007

    “I swear it’s coffee!” from Marelle and “coffee, tea or mommy?” from Carolyn.

    Two days of over-obsessing and I couldn’t even narrow it down to one winner.  That’s right.  Two winners.   I couldn’t pick between them.  So they both win.  And I didn’t even pick Marelle’s saying because she incessantly called my house telling me why she should win (upon missing the memo that all she had to do was come up with something clever and offering to send her husband over to do my dishes would NOT affect my decision-making process) .  I picked it because it was funny.  And now I have to make two travel mugs, damn it.  Luckily money grows on trees over here. 

    The runners-up:  Renee’s “Bartend–I mean, Barista!” and “John’s” “Mommy’s sleep substitute.”

    Honorable mention goes to Beergirl’s “Preventing Child Abuse … one sip at a time.”  The only problem.  Even I don’t have the cajones to put that on a travel mug.  But let’s be honest.  It’s friggin’ hilarious and 1000% true.  She gets a free travel mug.

    And the winner of the ultimate in random drawing is Brandy, whose “beautiful” quote was straight from The Baby’s mouth.  Or would that be, straight into The Baby’s mouth? 

    If your feelings are hurt, let me just say that I am giving away more stuff in the next few weeks.  So don’t throw in the towel or mark the website as spam.  Really.  More free stuff.  You can’t lose.  Now I have to go back down to the basement and screen print shirts. 

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    1. A from TX says:

      Congrats Winners!
      Since I didn’t have enough oomph to enter, I will be buying “I swear it’s coffee”. Maybe even a few for Christmas gifts.

      Maybe the next contest.

      September 30th, 2007 at 7:21 pm

    2. Marelle says:

      [After all the applause quiets down, she stands up to make a quick speech . . .]

      All I can say is that I have a permanent smile attached to my face today. And, perhaps my head is expanding a little.

      I would like to thank all those coffee beans for inspiration.

      Where would I be without you?

      Thank you . . . thank you very much.

      [tears are streaming down her face now]

      October 1st, 2007 at 6:41 am

    3. Marelle says:

      Oh, and I crack myself up!!!

      October 1st, 2007 at 6:42 am

    4. Rachelle says:


      dont’ for get we want to embroider a martini glass onto one of the bookbags for a give away….

      All hail the hooch! 🙂

      October 1st, 2007 at 11:38 am

    5. Manic Mommy says:

      Congratulations from Another Sore Loser.

      BTW, I was “inspired” this morning and thought of another one:

      “Mommy Needs a Hangover Cure”

      Put that on your mug and drink it!

      October 1st, 2007 at 1:12 pm

    6. Amy says:

      I like Manic Mommy’s suggestion!

      October 1st, 2007 at 3:17 pm

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