“I swear it’s coffee!” from Marelle and “coffee, tea or mommy?” from Carolyn.
Two days of over-obsessing and I couldn’t even narrow it down to one winner. That’s right. Two winners. I couldn’t pick between them. So they both win. And I didn’t even pick Marelle’s saying because she incessantly called my house telling me why she should win (upon missing the memo that all she had to do was come up with something clever and offering to send her husband over to do my dishes would NOT affect my decision-making process) . I picked it because it was funny. And now I have to make two travel mugs, damn it. Luckily money grows on trees over here.
The runners-up: Renee’s “Bartend–I mean, Barista!” and “John’s” “Mommy’s sleep substitute.”
Honorable mention goes to Beergirl’s “Preventing Child Abuse … one sip at a time.” The only problem. Even I don’t have the cajones to put that on a travel mug. But let’s be honest. It’s friggin’ hilarious and 1000% true. She gets a free travel mug.
And the winner of the ultimate in random drawing is Brandy, whose “beautiful” quote was straight from The Baby’s mouth. Or would that be, straight into The Baby’s mouth?
If your feelings are hurt, let me just say that I am giving away more stuff in the next few weeks. So don’t throw in the towel or mark the website as spam. Really. More free stuff. You can’t lose. Now I have to go back down to the basement and screen print shirts.