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    How fantasy football will help you go straight to hell

    September 28, 2006

    This morning I got a call from my BIL Jorgie.

    J:  Krissy, I just wanted to know.  If the first thing I thought of when I heard that Terrell Owens tried to kill himself was “maybe now I can beat Katie this week,” is that bad?  I mean, I think I am going to hell for that one.
    K:  Jorge, I’ll be sitting right next to you at the pinochle table in hell because when I heard that he tried to commit suicide, I thought “good God, he was out of the news for a whole 3 days because his team didn’t play this weekend so he decided to kill himself to get back in the news.  Drama queen. “
    J:  We are so going to hell.

    I would like to thank T.O.’s publicist for giving me the best laugh of the day.  I believe that when questioned about the possibility of T.O. being depressed, she replied that he has 25 million reasons not to be depressed.

    Thank God there is someone in the world who realizes that lots of money equates to happiness. 

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    1. InterstellarLass says:

      I am not, I repeat, NOT a Cowboy fan. When Jerry decided to bring this PrimaDonna to Dallas, I wanted to puke. My thought? Yeah, he’s not getting enough publicity for a couple of touchdowns and a broken hand, so this is how he’s getting back in the spotlight. Got a place at the table for me?

      September 29th, 2006 at 5:48 pm

    2. Amy says:

      Not a Cowboys fan here either … and yeah, I didn’t believe the suicide/depression story either. Or else it was merely used for a publicity stunt. And who takes that many vicodin for a broken FINGER? I broke my foot in August and only took ibuprofen. NFL pussies.

      And yes, I love the publicist’s statement. Not much beats that. For this week, anyway.

      September 30th, 2006 at 8:36 pm

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