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    It’s not really a wedding reception until…

    May 8, 2006

    1.  Someone, in a drunken stupor, dances into the matron of honor and knocks her over–which results in the back of her size Zero dress splitting open.

    2.  You are lucky to be sitting next to the person who realizes for the first time that the song is saying “she thinks my tractor’s sexy.”

    3.  Someone who has clearly never had a singing lesson gets control of the karaoke microphone and sings along to “Dancing Queen.”

    4.  The DJ calls it “the Magaraina.”

    5.  You convince your mother to dance to “It’s Raining Men, Hallelujah, It’s Raining Men, Amen.”

    6.  You dig all the camerettes out of the bag to make sure that EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE SHOT HAS BEEN TAKEN–and you take the last 60 pictures of the drunks that haven’t gone home and just can’t say no to “one-more-dance.”

    7.  People begin referring to you as “the Paparazzi.”

    8.  People stop to ask if you are “the photographer” because you are taking 10 to every 1 of his shots and you have to explain that you are just the bride’s best friend from ages 3-6, until her father made the family move far away.

    9.  You offer the mother-of-the-bride a cocktail in hopes that she’ll dance on a table.  She declines, of course.

    10.  You get to tell the kids of the bride’s older brother that their father used to take ticks off the dog and drown them in alcohol (I think it was the good scotch) and the kids are grossed out.

    11.  You take a perfect picture of the bride and her two brothers, and suddenly you realize that you are old.

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    1. vani says:

      wow, finally was able to get to this site!

      its been a long time since i’ve been to one of these..thanks for the hilarious reminders. 🙂

      May 8th, 2006 at 7:25 pm

    2. fantastagirl says:

      at least you lasted until the last dance – the last wedding I went to I was ready to leave by 11:00….

      May 9th, 2006 at 10:56 pm

    3. J.P. says:

      You’re planning on posting all these photos online, right?

      May 12th, 2006 at 12:54 am

    4. amy says:

      Sounds like a good Maine wedding to me!

      May 12th, 2006 at 1:32 pm

    5. Lorenzo says:

      You realize that you are old? How do you think I feel, I remember you when you were 5.
      (I am the older brother of the bride)

      May 19th, 2006 at 8:01 pm

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