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    So you are saying you want to trade me in for a new one?

    December 24, 2005

    Lately I have been trying to give the baby away. To my mother, my sisters, the neighbor across the street, the letter carrier. All have been willing to take him. But I think he might be starting to take it personally.

    This morning as I was lathering up my hair in the shower, someone threw a hair dryer into the tub at my feet.

    I’m not pointing any fingers, but I’m going to make a New Year’s resolution to be a much better mother.

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    The tree

    December 19, 2005

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    Off to get the tree

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    Dangers of the wide angle lens

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    So you are saying the beard is real?

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    Is it so difficult to be a weather man?

    December 7, 2005

    Or weather woman, depending on your current situation.

    I swear (and you cannot make this crap up) the weather report for Thursday into Friday is either rain or 6 inches of snow. Not, say, 2 to 4 inches as opposed to 3 to 5 inches. Either RAIN or a BLIZZARD for December in our town.

    WTH??? FTLOGAC, you get paid to give people a head’s up on the weather. If this is how it is going to be, then I think I would prefer watching my weatherman wearing a turban on his head and looking into a crystal ball like a carnival psychic. Don’t be wasting my time with all your advanced degrees in snowology, Doppler radar and computer-generated storm tracking.

    I would just like to know if I am going to be drinking a cocktail drink in Miami in time for happy hour on Friday or if I will be stuck waiting in the “Holy-Shit-Someone-Across-Town-Saw-A-Snowflake-So-We-Are-Going-To-Shut-the-Whole-Airport-Down-Until-Spring-Arrives-Airport.”

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